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"DREAM COME TRUE"

Stupid grotesquely huge-headed guy. What can't we just kick his butt? Cuz he's an NPC. His butt's as unkickable as mine.

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Whatever. Let's just give him the text-only item he wants, and never see him again. Oh, quit yer whining.

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I mean, this is a cool game and all, but it'd be a million times cooler if I could kick this guy's butt. Well you can't, so get over it.

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"Aye, tis what I've been longin' for! Okay, I'll let ye pass... if ye can best me in battle!"

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Wicked! Mr. Left Cheek, meet Mr. Adidas! Grr, if only I could do the same... I wanted to come. I wanted to come.

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Kid Radd ©2004 by Dan Miller
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