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That was groovy. Glad you liked it. I'm sure we'll be doing it again. \ / exit list

But not too often. According to Sheena, most of the time in RPGs is spent on leveling up the heroes. Uh, you guys can't level up. / / exit list

Bingo. And we don't have to - we're already powerful enough to cruise through the necessary battles and skip all the rest. So we'll get through this game quickly - All we gotta do is get to the final level, and we'll be done in no time! Easy as pie! / exit list

"Halt! This road is closed!" \ exit list

Two hours later... Okay, we've defeated the local crime syndicate, purchased lakeside real estate, walked Mrs. Lukach's dog, funded young produce entrepreneurs, collected the golden ticket, and called granny several times. Now can we pass? Uh... "Halt! This road is closed!" \ \ exit Kid Radd ©2004 by Dan Miller list