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I shall enjoy watching you die. I don't get it. Do you want me to beat you? | exit list

What? I, the great Kobayashi, discount ninja, have every intent of destroying you! How dare you make such an accusation? / exit list

Well, these convenient platforms serve no purpose other than to help me reach the flashing light. I mean really, just take them away and I could never jump high enough to reach the target. / When Radd gets eloquent, his font gets all tiny. exit list

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They, uh, balance the chains. Whatever. Start the damn thing already. | exit Kid Radd ©2003 by Dan Miller list