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"INSTRUMENTS OF DESTRUCTION"

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You have wet your pants, no?
You brought a boss battle into a spreadsheet program? Have you flipped?
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I'm not sensing proper respect from you. I went to quite the trouble to prepare a suitable death for a warrior like yourself. Check out all the nifty features.
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Not one, not two, but three spiked platforms will raise and lower themselves in an effort to crush you.
Homing sensors will fire lasers at you at steady intervals.
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And then there's the, uh... the flashing light thingy. It does nothing. Well, except to blow the machine up. I guess you can shoot at it, but I'd prefer that you didn't.
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Now you are in terror, no?

Gimme a sec, I'm getting there.
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Kid Radd ©2002 by Dan Miller
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