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So you've almost reached your destination? "Maybe. If we ever get there..." \ \ exit list

Well this certainly is... scenic. Talkin' bout your long and winding roads here. / exit list

I don't suppose you could Teleport us any closer to the boss, huh? I guess maybe not. / exit list

You know a really fun word? ASCII. Just say it slowly. ...ASCII. / exit list

Great, one guy doesn't talk, and the other never shuts up. I heard that! Oh wait, that was prolly the idea. \ / exit Kid Radd ©2004 by Dan Miller list