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"DID I DO THAT?" exit list

What was all... that? Stock footage transformation sequence. Standard stuff. exit list

Oh, crud. I do not want to see a mirror right now. Hey, be glad you're not wearing spandex. Like Batman. exit list

Okay, focus. There's no time to dwell on my ridiculous appearance, I've got to get down to the business of saving the day. Everyone's depending on me. exit list

Actually, they're too busy producing bucketloads of drool. After I save these guys, I'm going to kill them. exit Kid Radd ©2003 by Dan Miller list