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After yesterday's disaster, we've decided to aim for an older audience. Gritty crime dramas are all the rage, so we've cooked up our own, following a hip team of forensic scientist sprites. |
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| I never got a good look at the perp, he ran off after killing the guy. |
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Most egregious. So, where's the vic's body? |
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| Body? Dead sprites disappear. |
Oh yeah. I always forget that. |
Take a look at this... |
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| Alright, time to cleverly collect some trace evidence! Whadda we got, fingerprints? Hair strands? Epitheleal cells? |
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A pixel. |
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| A pixel? |
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Look, we're sprites. We don't have anything smaller than a pixel. Epitheleal cells, my ass. |
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| Well, having examined the evidence rigorously and scientifically, what have we learned? |
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Absolutely nothing. |
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| Maybe if we increased the magnification? |
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Are you daft, boy? It's a fuggin' pixel! Magnifying times a million won't help! |
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| Wow. Sprite forensics isn't very advanced, huh? |
We have no shot at solving this unless the perp turns himself in. |
The perp turned himself in. |
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Ew, I'm getting secondhand loser-ness from you guys. |
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| I... sniff! ...I never meant to hurt anyone. I just bumped into him and... he died! |
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Another needless tragedy. When will we learn? |
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Every year, over 500 sprites die by accidental contact.
If you're an "enemy" type sprite, please...
Be careful. |
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| I smell an Emmy nomination! |
Didja like the twist at the end? |
Ergh, when will it be Monday? |
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Kid Radd ©2003 by Dan Miller |
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