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Why can't we fight the Mods?
Because they've recruited armies of the toughest game characters ever programmed.
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Such as?...
Mostly bosses from space shooters and RPGs. Sprites with massive attack power and thousands in HP.
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Big woof. You think I haven't handled bosses before?
Not several hundred at once, no.
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Yeah, but if they're onscreen together they'll suffer some major slowdown.
For the last time, we're not in a game anymore!
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Kid Radd ©2003 by Dan Miller
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