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"LITTLE BLACK EGG" exit list

Fight 'im! It's our only chance! Groan... / / exit list

Ow! Dammit, why does everything hurt me the same? I coulda been killed by a missile or machine gun, but instead I'm gonna die by an egg??? exit list

It doesn't even make sense! I mean, how the hell can an egg kill you? Am I supposed to get salmonella or something? This sucks!!! exit list

Kid, you are aware that time passes while you stand there, right? While you're having your little internal monologue, the player's throwing more eggs at you. / exit list

DAMMIT! exit Kid Radd ©2002 by Dan Miller list