"DIZZY" (Warning: Midi music ahead)

Hey all. It's been awhile since we've taken a break from the story, and this seemed like an appropriate week to do it. Really? Why? \ /

You know, with Christmas and all. I don't celebrate Christmas. \ /

Oh, right. I guess as a ninja you'd be Japanese, meaning you're... Jewish. / /

Right. What? First Orthodox Temple of Ninjas Reformed. Happy Hanukkah to all my assassin buddies! \ |

There's so much wrong with those last couple of sentences. Silence, you! It's time for me to participate in the traditional Hanukkah duel! \ /

We are going to get a lot of letters over this. Curse you dreidel, just wait'll next year!!! \ /