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As one last bit of audience pandering, we're having another anime-style battle between Radd and Kobayashi. I'm sure it'll be... stereotypical.
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You are not worth my time, weakling.
Don't let your guard down around me, Keilbasi.
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Ol' Koba looks competent now, huh?
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Help...
Get up, Radd. You'll win.
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But... he's like a thousand times more powerful than me.
Only temporarily. Quick, pick an epiphany!
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Pick a what?
Epiphany. After the hero gets his ass kicked, he or she has a defining moment, which somehow makes them a bajillion times stronger.
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And this book is?...
A list of your options. There's hundreds, so choose one and get back to the fight!
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Wow, so many ways to do the same thing. Alright, I'll just pick one at random...
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Back for more?
Do your worst.
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Your downfall is now most assured, for I invoke the spirit of CHEEZ WHIZ!
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Why can't I hurt you?
Preservatives, duh.
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That attack from above is kinda creepy.
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Now it's my turn to attack!
Behold the power of Cheese!TM
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Rather morbid humor.
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Every year, over 500 universes are destroyed when someone abuses the power of cheese.

So if you use cheese,
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Be careful.
And wear a rubber.
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Guess I went a little overboard.
No biggie, that's what Dragon Balls are for.
Finally, this crazy week is over! See you back in the story!
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Kid Radd ©2003 by Dan Miller
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